When Woman Was Made

I’m not one for mushy gushy stuff, but thought this was so cute I had to share with you all (sorry Dads, this one is for the Mommies!)…

By the time G-d made woman,He was into His sixth day of working overtime

A angel appeared and said, Why are You spending so much time on this one?

G-d answered, supermoms!Have you seen my spec sheet on her?  She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 moveable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands.

The angel was astounded at the requirements. Only two hands? No way!! And that’s just the standard model? That’s too much work for one day Wait until tomorrow to finish.

But I won’t, G-d protested. I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick &
can work 18 hour days’.

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. But you have made her so soft , G-d.

She is soft, G-d agreed,but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.

Will she be able to think? Asked the angel. G-d replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek, Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.

That is not a leak. G-d corrected, that’s a tear! What’s the tear for? The angel asked.

G-d said, the tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,her pain,
her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.

The angel was impressed. You are a Genius, G-d. Woman is truly amazing.

And she is ! Women have strengths that amaze men.  They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream  They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in.  They stand up to injustice.
They don’t take no for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel & cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care
about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy,hope and love. They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family & friends.  Women have vital
things to say & everything to give.



How true is it that we DO everything, yet underestimate ourselves ALL the time?

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